Punch Her in the Gut

That whole arrogance thing is what makes the clips sell like Tickle Me Elmo Dolls at Christmas-time.  Last time I checked — I was in business to sell clips. I’m truly amazed that people don’t grasp this.  Met some folks in Vegas a few years back – here’s what they actually said:

You’re nothing like people described you to be – in fact – you’re quite nice, down to earth and far from rude & obnoxious. Can I have a hug?

If I had a dollar for every time …

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