Dear Thomas the Toilet,

 Just a little? YOLO Thomas. Don’t be such a vagina.

Let’s make this happen. I just chugged three shots of prune juice & about to go H.A.M. on those pants for you. Downward dog will  never be the same.

Warm Regards

– Mz Devious


If you’re going to call yourself a toilet slave & pay for  yoga pants loaded with girl poop – might as well go hard or go home.

*I didn’t follow through. I suck.

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