Punch Her in the Gut
That whole arrogance thing is what makes the clips sell like Tickle Me Elmo Dolls at Christmas-time. Last time I checked — I was in business to sell clips. I’m truly amazed that people don’t grasp this. Met some folks in Vegas a few years back – here’s what they actually said:
You’re nothing like people described you to be – in fact – you’re quite nice, down to earth and far from rude & obnoxious. Can I have a hug?
If I had a dollar for every time …