He ate his Furry Poop

Every so often there comes along someone who can hold my attention on Yahoo for more than 3.2 seconds..

Meet tom.

This a-hole paid $250 for a small zip-lock bag of floor dirt from my vacuum cleaner.  If you can’t worship the actual ground that I walk on  then next best thing would be the vacuum contents from the ground that I walk on Fed-Exed right to your door. Clever eh?

I mailed it to his fiancee Maybelle or whatever her ridiculous name is.  When the mail arrived , she intercepted the package but handed it off  to him not knowing or caring what was inside.

He said she was in a mood or something today, my  guess is that she was miffed he ditched her last night

so that he could stay home and eat the vacuum bag dirt for me on cam.

Gross .. there is all sorts of fuzz, lint and glade carpet deodorizer in that bag, and still he’s sitting here on cam chowing down on this mess.

HE PULLED OUT A FEW STRANDS OF BLOND HAIRS, STOPS AND GIVES ME A DUMBFOUNDED LOOK – I MENTIONED THAT  PRINCESS LYNE RECENTLY CAME TO VISIT, MUST’VE BEEN HERS.   I suggested he go and thank her for the precious gift, and He did.

Then he ate some more of the nasty floor lint party mix. This guy is unbelievably retarded. Yet I sit here in awe, trying to grasp what I’ve just witnessed. And as I’m sitting there with a dumbfounded look that equaled his five minutes earlier.. he gives me the “one second BRB signal ”

3 minutes later he has a piece of poop from the kitty litter box. Puts it on a plate and proceeds to cover it in, you guessed it, vacuum bag dirt. Pulls out a fork.. why not use your fingers? Oh you fancy, I get it. No, actually I don’t, smile and nod, flip him the bird and log out.

*gags*

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