tom’s Shit in the Winter

I’m standing on a looooong line at the post office, holding pec zombie tom’s little care package. This is what he wanted – He tributed over at Ebanned heavily this month and so for being a good boy, I’ve granted him to have anything ( within reason of course ) perhaps some trash, old gym socks, chewed up bubble gum, a beer coozy, fuzzy dice .. that was actually the deal of the auction that he had won. Highest bidder gets a loser care package.

What do you think tom asks for?

Remember – this is tom the floor dirt connoisseur we’re talking about.

He asks for dog poop .. ” if it wouldn’t be too much, I’d love for you to pick up after your dog next time you walk him.”

 

Oh tom, you care about the environment. That’s very nice.

“no, I’d like for you to send it to me as my reward”

My dogs poop? Really — okay tom.

So here I am on line at the post office. Holding a box of double packed, taped and bagged  priority mailing box – it is starting to stink. I’m paranoid that I as well am starting to smell like the box contents.

Gross tom – just gross. Enjoy !

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