I am VERY MUCH a gentleman………….. I love your tits.

I’m finally starting to feel better but still too foggy to create a real blog or edit clips   so have an EL OH EL at some screen caps.

the first one is from Weds night- I was camming at HBC and this guy just had it all wrong! He is trying to pull the ” gentlemen card” with the Barry White treatment.. -e.g.- ” I’ll take ya to dinner , seranade you a ditty and schmooze you with vomit inducing romantics ” Hey guys , women don’t like that crap. Well at least this woman doesn’t want your damn dinner, I feed myself like a big girl . This woman doesn’t need you to show her the town.. I’ll get a map.
GUYS – WHEN YOU GET ON CAM OR ON NF , SHUT THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE WE JUST WANT YOUR MONEY. WE DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS. WE DON’T WANT TO FLY OUT TO YOUR TOWN, OR EVEN WORSE – FLY OUT TO YOUR TOWN AND STAY AT YOUR PLACE ( AWKWARD ! PUT ME UP IN A HOTEL YOU CHEAP PERVERT ) WE DON’T WANT TO MEET YOU FOR LUNCH WHEN YOU COME TO OUR TOWN   ON BUSINESS OR WHEN VISITING YOUR 97 YEAR OLD AUNT MELBA , AND WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL MALE SUITORS.

I get a huge amount of annoying unwanted emails to my personal FB.. I’M NOT GOING TO ADD YOU.Doesnt matter how much of a big fan you are. My family and friends do not need to be exposed to your  schmoe-ing up my damn page.

1 message ok. But two messages he doesn’t catch the hint.
BUT 3 times confirms that this guy is king schmoe , a royal nuisance .

which inspired my friend  to make me this “Y U NO ” meme

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