That song is now stuck in my head. * Totally useless fact – Naughty by Nature filmed part of the OPP video in front of the King’s motel in Rahway NJ – and when I lived in Jersey I passed that motel daily – well then again, I passed dozens of seedy motels daily, as…
Posted by D in Life and Crap, Off Topic / April 6, 2013
Tags: ebanned auctions, random
So you are looking at myrecent clips and wondering ” da fuq happened to dis bish ” .. ” where is the rest of Mz Devious.. wasn’t she like 142 lbs this time last year, why is she barely 110 lbs now?” Heh.. and I was quite fluffy too last year. Yes, immediately after my…
Posted by D in Life and Crap / February 20, 2013
Tags: c4s, mz devious, piracy, random, sick
You could skip right past this entry , unless of course you’ve got nothing more valuable to spend your time on, like masturbating to scat porn , watching grass grow , learning macrame beading , or cleaning out the litter-box – that cat’s crap runneth over . I am in the process of changing my…
Posted by D in Off Topic / June 17, 2011
Tags: ramblings, random
There are times that I forget I even have a UPS mailbox. Today I was reminded when the UPS store happened to call me with a not-so-subtle reminder to get my crap out of their store. Lo and behold — I have gifts to pick up. Damn . Life.. why are you so complicated and…
Posted by D in Life and Crap, Spoiled Brat / November 16, 2010
Tags: financial domination, gifts, random
Been feeling nostalgic lately. I miss a lot of senseless crap about NJ. Twenty four hour diners, Jug-handles, the soothing staccato bu-bump, bu-bump, bu-bump driving on the Belt Parkway, dirty-water hotdogs with grape soda, real deli’s, and familiar faces. But the thing I miss most since moving from New Jersey are the low budget, no-frills tv…
Posted by D in Life and Crap, Off Topic / November 24, 2009
Tags: funny, random
I just woke from a post-workout mini coma/nap. Ever wake from one of those? It’s like being stuck in a time warp. What century is this, it’s Tuesday right?.. is it 6 am or 6 pm, there’s a possum in my bed – oh wait.. That’s my dog. I can’t believe what a shit-ass mood…
Posted by D in Ebanned, Off Topic, Rant / January 24, 2009
Tags: c4s, ebanned auctions, random
doormat asked to be a part of my world for a few minutes this evening. I charged him a tax for each and every minute. Doormats are used to being walked all over…right? I charged him a tax for breathing air, and one for being dirty from the muck under my shoes. He asked if…
Posted by D in Spoiled Brat / December 5, 2008
Tags: funny, random