Auction updates & memorable and legendary moments from Ebanned.

tom’s Shit in the Winter

I’m standing on a looooong line at the post office, holding pec zombie tom’s little care package. This is what he wanted – He tributed over at Ebanned heavily this month and so for being a good boy, I’ve granted him to have anything ( within reason of course ) perhaps some trash, old gym…

Posted by D in Ebanned, Humiliatrix / March 27, 2010
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steven for Sale

Bids are coming in like crazy. Let’s not kill the old man too  fast, nothing worse than going to an atm machine to find it tapped out. he paid his dues to try and put a smile on my face this morning but still wasn’t cutting it – I crave laughter and this auction really…

Posted by D in Ebanned, Spoiled Brat / November 15, 2009
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And the Winner Is

  Duh. Who did you think would win my Ebanned bikini auction ? slutty steven is super competitive. He will bid whatever he has to, in order to win. Look at how happy he looks – also look at  how horrible he looks in a bikini.  Did you stuff the bra steve-o? Or are those…

Posted by D in Ebanned, Humiliatrix / May 28, 2009
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My p*pal Account has Been Frozen

L – is for Lame it’s also for loser and Lick my fart-hole. Why do I get the feeling that the same person who reported my youtube channel, reported my ppal too. So glad that I dont have to resort to doing lame shit like this to others … because I’m not a jealous and…

Posted by D in Ebanned, Rant / May 21, 2009
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I just woke from a post-workout mini coma/nap. Ever wake from one of those? It’s like being stuck in a time warp. What century is this, it’s Tuesday right?.. is it 6 am or 6 pm, there’s a possum in my bed – oh wait.. That’s my dog. I can’t believe what a shit-ass mood…

Posted by D in Ebanned, Off Topic, Rant / January 24, 2009
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Piss Jello & Breaking Records

My trash for cash auction at Ebanned broke it’s previous record of $100 – shit even my trash is golden . And there are people out there who think I’m the one who has issues for doing this . Nope. I’m brilliant , people are just mad that they didn’t think of it first ….

Posted by D in Ebanned / December 26, 2008
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